LET ME START BY SAYING...IF YOU ARE A BBW OR PEOPLE CONSIDER YOU LARGE, DO NOT CONTACT ME. I'M NOT BEING SHALLOW OR MEAN, YOU'RE JUST IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR.
Apparently the above statement is not clear enough, so I'll try this...If you have a F.U.P.A., (google it) arm wings that say hello and goodbye when you wave, a gizzard for a throat or cankles; please don't waste your time leaving me a message to meet or talk unless it's hate mail. That stuff is way too funny! I'm sarcastic and serious at the same time, I know what I want and I wont settle for anything less, no one should!
What follows is for enjoyment purposes of my personality...
If you have ever been described as Trailer Park Trash or a stripper then you're probably the girl for me!
That's right, I like my women thin to teeny-tiny and a little on the trashy side. Those are the only ones that look good on the back of a Harley anyway!
Yes I ride a motorcycle...let me correct myself, I ride a HARLEY. If you don't like to ride, then pass me by like you would a chain saw wielding, masked man that's hitch hiking in the rain!
I don't care how old you are,(over 18 though please)if you're a Librarian or if you are a stripper, just as long as we can have a good time and remain DRAMA free.
I have a brutally honest streak and a very sarcastic sense of humor. If you love to people watch, then we'll get along just fine.
I'm very straight forward and probably the most honest man you will ever meet, I don't lie, I don't cheat and I don't steal...those are my only 3 things I ask for in return when I'm dating someone.
So...if you can handle a gun carrying, Harley riding Son Of A B!tch, we'll be good to go LOL.
Best wishes, God bless, Happy trolling and Nameste.
Any questions? Fell free to ask.
I can't wait for the hate mail this time around LMFAO
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Coffee or a drink somewhere where we can talk without yelling over music or other people.
Life isn't a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body...but rather to skid in broadside, totally worn out and screaming, "I say; God Damn, What a RIDE! Whooooooooo!"