I'm independent, intelligent, articulate, and abrasive. My New Years resolution of 2013 was to be less of an ***hole. I'm working on that. I enjoy being single but need some solid friends in my life- maybe someday you'll be more. I'm a grammar nazi and rarely misspell words. I love reading and writing, and I brew my own beer.
Reasons why I might ignore you:
- You immediately call me "sexy," "baby," or some other incredibly sappy nickname.
- You clearly can't spell any better than a caveman.
- You're sagging your pants.
- Your only available vocabulary consists of "what's up"
- You immediately tell me all about your penis.
I lived in Memphis for three years and Pittsburgh for less than a year. Both cities were wonderful. I'm homesick for Memphis every day.
Just to make things clear, I am not looking for a serious relationship. After the history I have with men, I am not to be blamed. It has been suggested that I am not the kindest person towards those of the opposite gender and some healthy conversation with such might be good for me. Or relentlessly making fun of the idiot who wants to tell me all about his penis.
I'm not running around trying to get laid. I'm not that kind of woman. Friendship is the basis that all romance withers away to, so it should start there. I thought I should add that in.
GRAMMAR- The difference between knowing your sh*t and knowing you're shit.
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