About Me
Hello! I'm Andrea, pleased to meet you too. About me you ask? Well pull up a chair, stud muffin. I'm a unique personality, one of a kind. As crazy as a menstruating homeless woman whose blanket just got stolen on a cold winter night. As sexy as you'd ever imagine. And as cool as the other side of the pillow. (Preferably cotton). Crazy, Sexy, Cool. Extreme mixture. German, French, Spanish, Native American, Mexican, and some sort of Jewish. I'm pretty much convinced that I was Ann Frank in my past life. I can explain that in further detail if you care to know. Lol. I am a full figured woman, so of you cant handle it, theres the door. Well, the back button to be exact. Any more questions? Message me :)