Instead of the easy route of bragging about how I love my mom (which I do), am fiendishly clever (debatable?), and am ridiculously modest(ish). I will take an alternate route; trusting you will learn how I have all those wonderful traits and move straight into the possible deal breakers/plethora of flaws that we all have and love.
I have never heard of sarcasm (...), I stay up too late and certainly wake up before I would like, I spend most my free time either climbing or looking for somewhere to climb, I am incurably addicted to exactly one substance (coffee), I likely drive too fast as for which a Michigan cop will happily testify; as he did after complimenting my car and handing me my first ever speeding ticket (for 1-5 mph over the stated speeding limit..) I thought he was joking. He wasn't. I grew up on the West Coast and possibly have at least two of the stereotypes associated that precisely describe me.
Honestly though, I love life but try not to take it "too" seriously. I have a great career and know when to be real while somehow still managing to have a great time.