I, at one point, had a nice little profile going. Until I started dating in this exciting, thrilling town. My experience on this site has literally been a joke. I've had married men with their wives at home take me out, lunatics who call my phone 46 times in 2 mins. Oh, I can keep going. I don't get impressed easily. Please don't try and impress me bc you're a Marine. That's great and all, but I prob have more ribbons than you. I'm not looking for an "eff buddy". Let's be realistic here. This is the only town in the US where a 500 pound girl has options. So, offering me great sex when I can get it stepping out of my house, no point really.
I get tired of people asking me what I want. I don't know what the Fu(k I want. The male species hasn't exactly made it easy for me to figure that out.
Anyways, I'm pretty much keeping this profile for entertainment. I enjoy bullish!tting. If you can keep up with my sarcasm, send me a message. Otherwise, I'll pretty much keep doing what I'm doing and enjoying this captivating dump of a town called Jacksonville.
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