mrteacher: Your jeans feel so good against my jeans
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
North shore, Massachusetts
Details
37 year old Man, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Aquarius with Brown hair
Intent
mrteacher Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Masters degree
Personality
Hippy
Profession
Education







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 5 years


Interests
Large well-organized closetsYogaGiving mani-pedis to my 3 yr old pic
Getting right to the pointWhittlingPulled pork as a burger topping
Giving the nhl one more chance to redeem itselfBoggleRandom additions to this list during bouts of insomnia
SweatervestsWandering the aisles of the price club on free sample dayFelt and fountain pens
PragmatismEqual distribution of bark and biteSelf-improvement
NapsGood cheese and chocolateFoaming hand soap
The smell of skunkLoading the dishwasherMaking up secret handshakes
Cinnamon teaScarvesHulu
Chinese chicken wingsSkiingMakers mark
SnorkelingWordsPeople watching
WoodworkingMaking up nicknamesRelaxation
Attention to detail

About Me
I'm into things outdoors. Love to ski. Have a sweet beach cruiser I enjoy riding. Used to hike and camp a lot. Worked for a few summers as a white water raft guide in Maine. Love to fish out of my kayak. I play on an old man hockey team with buddies from high school.

In the summers I work as first mate on a fishing charter out of Beverly. Wish it could pay the bills full time. I'm saving my pennies for a SUP.

I'm certified as a Crossfit trainer and until fatherhood, worked out 5x a week. These days I try to at least run as often as possible.

I'm comfortable at a neighborhood bar, at a museum, or just about anything in between. I brew my own beer, keep honeybees, can run a chainsaw and a front end loader...but also go for regular facials and pedicures, love to go shopping, and appreciate ladies who wear hot shoes.

I'm wry, smart, socially adaptable, thoughtful, usually well-dressed, snarky, in love with learning anything new, sarcastic, up for whatever. I do not hide my emotions well. I do not like to lose. I cannot make eye contact with a person I don't respect. Sometimes I'm too abrupt.

You: funny, intelligent, confident, fit, able to make decisions, someone who keeps promises and plans, assertive without being rude, willing to please, at your most beautiful first thing in the morning with no makeup. Like it or not, I'm going to share exactly what's on my mind; you should welcome and appreciate the candor. And know what candor means and that this is a sentence fragment.

Turn ons: candle lit dinners, long walks on the beach, platform peep toes, brains, cropped yoga pants, obnoxious laughs, musky perfume, painted nails, loose ponytails, those dimples right above your bum, jeans that fit right, coy smiles, actually listening during conversation.

Turn offs: mean people, war, warm beer, scrunchies, mom jeans, not laughing at my jokes, super thick Mass accents, running shoes as casual footwear, people who love themselves too much, sweatpants in public, dating website profile pictures that give away too much personal information, pink sox or pats gear, twofacedness, drama for drama's sake, indecision

Tattoos are awesome-the bigger, the better-but not on your face, please.

Do you also believe that girls don't poop? Can you fold a fitted sheet? (I cannot) Will you always buy me beer when you grocery shop? Do you know what the Oxford comma is? We may be a perfect match...

I know I'm exhausting and seem high maintenance, but I'm not, and if you take good care of me, I'll take really good care of you.

First Date
You drink till I'm good looking, then buy me a Maserati and lie to me about how hot my body is.

Sit on the wall at Rye beach philosophizing and watching the surfers while the sun sets behind us.

Sneak into the local country club's tennis courts and challenge any takers to a doubles match.

Set out to find the world's best nachos and coldest beer.

Take a tour of the Teddy peanut butter factory, a tour of the Smuckers jelly plant, a tour of the Wonder bread baking facility, then have chicken salad on rye for lunch.


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