Here's the deal-E-O...
THIS IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST TURN-OFF EVER!
But I'm not looking for anything serious. In fact, I just got out of a wicked relationship where she turned crazy on me. Literally 5150 crazy - white-coats - hospitalized - insanity.
Bizarre, dramatic, intense, and painful all at the same time. She's a loon. Unfortunate to say, but I struggled for a long time coming to terms with it. Broke my heart against her insanity.
I'm on the mend. I'm looking for something casual. Easy. No commitment. No big "thang."
I know that will exclude many girls out there, and that's okay. Cuz I'm really not looking for much of anything. A casual partner to go out some time. No expectation to call or show up or dress up. Movies, concerts, dinner, and yes, I'm looking for sex too! Duh! Isn't that one everyone's mind at some point?
So if after reading all this you're still interested, drop me a line. But just don't be crazy. Please dear God! :)