So, I dont have much of a filter on the things i say so im always brutally honest and i tend to make alot of stupid jokes when im nervous and im told my humour requires too much thought at times.
Sometimes when I say hello to people I yawn at the same time, so to avoid people thinking I sound special I ask a question straight afterwards like, "Why do you wear clothes?" I have more friends since doing so and I know why they wear clothes.
I enjoy watching people stand in deceptively deep puddles. I don't do murders. I once fought a whale and won.
I have a collection of courtesy straws and shopping lists. I don't know if rappers use ATMs?
My dream job is to be the person who decides what every individual character is doing in a Where's Wally picture.
My dancing is so ripe it has been known to get people pregnant (gender irrelevant). I do such a bad sums it makes accountants ill.
I recently did an experiment to see whether white lab coats are all that is necessary to make experiments work.. I don't know if it worked. I have been known to colour in bears eyebrows different colour so I can tell what mood they're in.
I always get electric shocks when I get out cars (and submarines).
I'm always somebody else's neighbours friend. I can't smell milk well and right now I'm sitting.
I don't like sharks, or anything else that can ruin your swim and I think 3 piece suits are cool.