Maybe I should just ask you to ask me. It seems like most profiles I've read are either books (too long) or "ask me" (too short). Both can get annoying, I get it.
So here's my attempt to just be simple. I consider myself an intellectual with a sense of humour. I can be serious but I try not to be. I'm ambitious and respectful. I'm a dad to two girls that I care for very much.
If that's not enough to give you a mental picture of me, then, just ask me.
PS... I am offering to help you turn your pics so that I don't have to turn my head sideways.