So let me begin with not one time have I met any guy from here who actually was who he said he was.
I try very hard to keep the truth in the front of what I am attempting to find here.
I think that if you are looking for ribs on your girl you should skip over me, if your looking for a girl who can grill some ribs look no further.
I am not here for anything other than the possibility of finding someone who is actually looking for things that exist. Call me old fashioned but I just don't know when cooking, and cleaning went out the door as good qualities and came back in as qualities that aren't sought after. I am honest about myself and I expect that a man be the same. If you can't be bothered to compose a full sentence please don't send me mail.
I'm interested in a man that can spell, is taller than me, isn't going to ask me if he can f*** me before he knows my name, and preferably has some pictures up that don't look like they were taken in high school.
I don't want to send you photos of my snatch, it's just not classy.
If you are more into your football team than keeping up on your bills, we can't talk.
If you have bills you don't pay, we can't talk.
If you wear beanies even when it's over 90° outside, and you don't professionally play with snow, we can't talk.
If you like to sleep with other men, that's nice but I'm not interested in joining you so please don't ask, and we can't talk.
If you're not single we can't talk!
I don't want to talk to your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend or dog about how awesome you think you are. I do not want to hear about your high school accolades, and I don't give two shits about your ex. I am not looking for a one night stand and sorry boys but this lovely Vag can't be purchased, so don't bother asking, and we can't talk.
I am undeniably one of the most fun people you will ever meet. Outside of that I'm realistic. I'm here, just taking a look around. I'm very outgoing, fun, and educated. I'm looking for a man who is the same. I'm not interested in drama or baggage. If your interested in knowing anything, I encourage you to ask. You might be surprised at the answer!
My ideal first date... This one is tough considering no two men are alike. It would boil down to physical attraction and connection, beyond these two things I would have to say that the back drop would likely be the last of my worries...