I'm interested in a man that can spell, is taller than me, isn't going to ask me if he can f*** me before he knows my name, and preferably has some pictures up that don't look like they were taken in high school. * A few extras I think I'll toss in now that I get crazy messages: if you're more than 50 miles away I'm not interested unless you're coming here soon and have some sh*t figured out in your life. I don't want to send you photos of my snatch, it's just not classy. If your message contains more than three attempts to reach me, I will likely delete you for being psycho. If you have more than one baby mama, we can't talk in fact if you have any baby mommas we just shouldn't talk, if you don't know the difference between their and there, we can't talk., If you are more into your football team than keeping up on your bills, we can't talk. If you have bills you don't pay, we can't talk. If you wear beanies even when it's over 90° outside, and you don't professionally play with snow, we can't talk., If you like to sleep with other men, that's nice but I'm not interested in joining you so please don't ask, and we can't talk. If you're not single we can't talk! I don't want to talk to your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend or dog about how awesome you think you are. I do not want to hear about your high school accolades, and I don't give two shits about your ex. I am not looking for a one night stand and sorry boys but this lovely Vag can't be purchased, so don't bother asking, and we can't talk.
I am undeniably one of the most fun people you will ever meet. Outside of that I'm realistic. I'm here, just taking a look around. I'm very outgoing, athletic, fun, and educated. I'm looking for a man who is the same. I'm not interested in drama or baggage. I'm also not looking to sport a man. If your interested in knowing anything, I encourage you to ask. You might be surprised at the answer!
Here's a definition since I get this question quite often: Sport a Man. To Sport a man or take care of him like his mother would if he were a child. In such cases where women sport their men, they pay for everything, do everything and put in more effort than needed for a normal, healthy relationship....
So again I am not looking to sport a man....
I am looking for someone that loves them self. If you do not love yourself on a serious level, we can't talk.
Let me just throw this in here for GP - I take my life seriously and I am looking for someone who is serious about being in it. I am looking for someone who knows what they want and will do what they can do to get that in this life.
My ideal first date... This one is tough considering no two men are alike. It would boil down to physical attraction and connection, beyond these two things I would have to say that the back drop would likely be the last of my worries...