I'm here because and I quote "my picker is broken." I've had the worst of what you girls have to offer, and I decided to try this to change up how I meet women.
I'm not here to get laid. I don't need the internet for casual sex.
I'm a comedian. It doesn't really make me much money, but I'm doing what I need to do to get to that point. Working in entertainment is my true calling. I'm currently 1 year in to my 5 year plan of being successful, On track so far.
I'm a bartender. I don't drive a nice car or own a house. But I'm paying my bills.
I'm a bit of a country boy.
- I own guns
- I love country music
- I work hard
- I play hard
- I subscribe to rule #32 (google it)
I hate coffee. I like almost any food. And love anything that has to do with nature.
Spiritual (Christian) but not so religious.
*** Quick addendum:
Don't want to meet in person?? Don't message me. I have come to understand I am not like most guys on here, and I get a-lot of responses telling me so. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A PENPAL I'm all about the rules of online dating; meet in a public place, keep it short, bring a friend. etc. But if you just need an online self-esteem boost of some stranger telling you that you look pretty... keep moving.
Like I stated, making enough to pay my bills and pursue my dream... Looking for a sugar daddy? I'm not looking for a child to adopt. No dice. Lets keep it short and sweet. Coffee, (yes I hate coffee but there's always chai tea) or such. Lets meet up and see if we have chemistry. Second date includes but not limited to hiking, motorcycle riding, dinner, long walks on the beach. Maybe all of the above. Impress me, I'm a catch too.
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