I believe that you can never say the wrong thing to the right person.
I tend to laugh about most situations, because life is too short to be angry all the time.
If you have the nerve to create a checklist of requirements: athletic, attractive, loyal etc. Make sure that YOU in fact meet all those same requisets :) Okay, Castanza?
I am looking for a man I can respect, be affectionate with, and give him space when he needs it. I will let him talk and not cut him off. I won't use his words against him. I will accept him for who he is; that means I will accept all the good with all the bad. I hope to find the same in him.
"The biggest coward of a man is to awaken the love of a woman without the intention of loving her" - Bob Marley
We have all been hurt. Every single last one of us. I'm scared to be hurt again, just like you. But I'm willing to put myself out there, and be vulnerable, so that I can be open and free to find the best man for me. I am faaaar from perfect. I am looking for someone just as f^#$ed as I am, and we can live dysfunctionally ever after.
I don't like to limit myself to only one thing. I will try almost anything once, twice if I like it :)
I like to eat healthfully, but occasionally pizza is awesome. I love Asian and Mediterraneanean food mostly. I love beer too.
I loooove the beach, and the mountains equally. They both bring me a sense of peace, and happiness. I love to hike early in the morning, or run on the beach when hardly anyone is there. There's a sense of calmness, and oneness.
I am okay with being alone, but obviously would rather share my time with someone amazing.
I am generous with affection, I want to respect the guy I'm with. I want to be proud to be in his presence, and I hope he would feel the same about me. I love like a child, and try not to let my past interfere in my present. Everyone deserves a clean and fresh start.
“Honesty is a very expensive gift, Don't expect it from cheap people.”-Warren Buffet
This site perpetuates the search for "something better." When you first sign up, it's like you're a kid in a candy store. You get a lot of people trying to vie for your attention. You talk to one, and another messages you, and you think you found something better. I know the game well, I did it myself. I look back, and I passed up some really good guys. The thing is, all the attention you're getting eventually dies out. So, if you are constantly looking for the next best thing, please go to the next profile, because chances are I will never live up to your expectations. Please be respectful.
I know there are a lot of people out there try and post their best pictures that were taken 10 years ago, but let's be realistic. We will eventually meet, and I am certain I will notice. All of my photos are current, within 4 months, and I've been told that I look beter in person, than in my pictures.
Guys!!! Move in a little closer, we need to have a little heart to heart (I put your hand in mine, look gently into your eyes). I am almost 40 years old, (I let out a big sigh) I am not going to fall for the game "JUST THE TIP!" You need to change your game up. What works on a 20 year old girl, is most likely not going to work on a mature woman. Unlike a 20 year old, I know I can have sex any day, any time, anywhere, with pretty much anyone. So, to "try" to entice me with sex, won't exactly work with me. You would have to offer me something another man can't or won't. I know what you are thinking grasshopper, "but the last 40 year old let me do it." (I put my hand tenderly on your shoulder) Yes love, that's because she was probably ugly. BOOM! I'm glad we had this talk, now let's hug it out!! (I give you a playful pat on the butt to send you off). Now go get 'em tiger :)
So, please don't try to show me a picture of your twig and berries; you're wasting your time. If you've seen the wedding tackle once, you’ve seen it 1000 times. If you were smart, you would try to appeal to my visceral heart. If you must, please know I will have to take it upon myself, and assume that you want me to critique it. Remember, you asked for it, and you might end up in the fetal position, sucking your thumb, in a dark room, screaming for your mommy to kiss it and make it all better….wait…what? =/ Seriously, I don’t want to see it!
And if you didn't at least chuckle, then you probably take things way too seriously, and we wouldn't be much of a match anyway. Lighten up, and have some fun.
Oh, before I forget, what's up with men on here, posting a picture of themselves, licking an ice cream cone? This is very disturbing. Are you trying to date men, or women? If you haven't noticed, it's quite phallic. I can see if it was a chocotaco =/ Just sayin!!!
If you haven't noticed, I'm a little bit feisty, so no mama's boys please =)
All kidding aside, I am truly looking for someone to love, and be silly with, and for him to have my back, get things off the top shelf, remove spiders, save me from imaginary monster killers in the dark, scary movies, and of course someone to open my jars =)
I'm not looking to date a million men, just looking to love one man a million ways.
Foo Fighters- Best of You
I've got another confession my friend
I'm no fool
I'm getting tired of starting again
Were you born to resist or be abused?
I swear I'll never give in