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| About | Non-smoker with Average body type | City | Lewisville Texas | ||
| Details | 27 year old Man, 6' 2" (188cm), Other Religion | Ethnicity | Caucasian Leo with Blonde hair | ||
| Intent | theDyingFields is looking for a relationship. | Education | Bachelors degree | ||
| Personality | Princess | Profession | Accounting |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long term | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Prefer not to say | Do you want children? | Prefer not to say | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | No | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 2 years |
About Me
Ok, so that last incarnation of my profile wasn't so very nice. I'm gonna try to cut the vitriolic fat on this one just a smidge.
All right. Name's Jonathan. I'm an accounting clerk of sorts by trade. This field of work may not be a forever thing for me. It may be. A little unsettled on that. I'm a big fan of the printed word. That sounded very pretentious. I love Howard Stern. I like comedy a lot. I like podcasts too much. I like to drive about and I don't like how much gas prices are kinda limiting that. I guess I'm not as concerned about my carbon footprint as I should be. Sue me. No please, don't sue me. I can't afford that right now. No robosignatures either!!!!! Too topical? Yeah probably. Too '09.
It makes me very sad that 2009 was four years ago. Have you thought about that lately? I mean, really. 2009 was four years ago. Scrubs has been off the air for like 3 years(and hasn't been good for like 5). House is not on the air any longer.
Ohh, reminiscing. Yup. Nostalgia. Those were the days. Weren't they Edith? NORRRM! Yeah.
I don't have a lot of hobbies. I'm looking for one though. Maybe I should put an ad on craigslist. I can't imagine that would generate any creepy responses. Does anybody like to play kickball? I hear they have it for adults now. Louis CK made fun of it...but he's also like the Lennox Lewis or Diesel of comedy. Did I go there? I might have. I might live there. I might be the govuhnuh. It might be time to get to the chopper.
Wow, so much unfunny in so few paragraphs. You might think I write for Cracked since the main guy started making his movie and they've hired nothing but 19 year olds with how little wit I can muster. I surrender.
All right. Name's Jonathan. I'm an accounting clerk of sorts by trade. This field of work may not be a forever thing for me. It may be. A little unsettled on that. I'm a big fan of the printed word. That sounded very pretentious. I love Howard Stern. I like comedy a lot. I like podcasts too much. I like to drive about and I don't like how much gas prices are kinda limiting that. I guess I'm not as concerned about my carbon footprint as I should be. Sue me. No please, don't sue me. I can't afford that right now. No robosignatures either!!!!! Too topical? Yeah probably. Too '09.
It makes me very sad that 2009 was four years ago. Have you thought about that lately? I mean, really. 2009 was four years ago. Scrubs has been off the air for like 3 years(and hasn't been good for like 5). House is not on the air any longer.
Ohh, reminiscing. Yup. Nostalgia. Those were the days. Weren't they Edith? NORRRM! Yeah.
I don't have a lot of hobbies. I'm looking for one though. Maybe I should put an ad on craigslist. I can't imagine that would generate any creepy responses. Does anybody like to play kickball? I hear they have it for adults now. Louis CK made fun of it...but he's also like the Lennox Lewis or Diesel of comedy. Did I go there? I might have. I might live there. I might be the govuhnuh. It might be time to get to the chopper.
Wow, so much unfunny in so few paragraphs. You might think I write for Cracked since the main guy started making his movie and they've hired nothing but 19 year olds with how little wit I can muster. I surrender.
First Date
Anything but goddamn Bob Evans.
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