So, what to write, what to write... I've plumped to cover main points you might be interested in;
FUNNY - Tick! Always the centre of any fun that's happening and some outrageous exploits have involved everything from presenting on a TV gardening show to throwing around the most astonishing dance moves seen outside of the 80s - and by astonishing I mean... interesting.
HEALTHY - Tick, an ex semi-professional rugby player who still plays socially while mixing it up with tennis, pilates and the dreaded 'GYM'.
EDUCATED - Tick, Financial Controller managing a team of Chartered Accountants... with a PhD in hilarity (...mild hilarity). I can entertain and enthral when discussing anything from the mating habits of beetles, right through the literary classics down to the finer subtleties of drinking games.
SENSITIVE - Tick, I have a very caring side and I'm always willing to chat about anything and everything. Whilst I spend a lot of time playing sport, I never fail to find the time to fit in friends and fun, and I've never run away from a problem.
If we end up on going for a date I can offer a money-back guarantee (no-one has had cause to use it yet) But with an offer like that, how could you say no?!
But to help you get to know me a little better, here is a short list of likes, if you share four in a row you win a free glass of Rioja*!
Exploring, chivalry, travel, wine, rugby, comedy, 80's films, the countryside, fancy dress, board games, roast dinners, chocolate, adventure, laughing till it hurts, mini-breaks, danger**, great banter, new experiences...and you?
So if you like my rose tinted schpeal then I'd love to hear from you.
* T&C's apply
** hopefully not from you