I will not bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I'm sure that you have already read this hundreds of times in other men's profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother?
Let's start with the bad stuff – I am a bit impulsive and restless at times, I cuss a bit too often, and work a little too much. I also have very little patience for people who are flakes.
Now the good stuff - I am a very caring and very giving person with a great sense of humor. I am a very sexual person. I love staying active, and enjoy the outdoors. Tennis is an activity I really enjoy (it is a huge plus if you play, but not a deal breaker). No baggage or drama here; no children, no stalking ex wives or ex girlfriends.
You are in your 30's or 40's
You do not have children
You work out regularly and take care of yourself
You are not a lazy person
You do not have dog allergies
You and I live near each other