begins with the letter M
(A) Are you looking for a friend? I can help with that.
(B) Are you looking for a one night stand? I can help with that. Please be up front and let me know that's all you want so I can be prepared and make the best of it.
(C) Are you looking for multiple Booty Calls? I can help. Again, let me know your intent so I don't think we actually have a relationship.
(D) Are you looking for a Friend With Benifits? I can help. Be sure, again, to let me know your intentions so i don't think we're in love.
(E) Are you looking for a relationship that will make us forget all about A, B, C, and D? YES i can most definitely help you with that. Please inquire within.