I am a pessimistic hopeless romantic. I'd love to find my knight in shining armour, but I will settle for someone who will dress up in tinfoil for me. :) I follow instructions but I break the rules. Sarcasm is my second language, and I love using emoticons. Especially smiley faces ;)
I don't do one night stands, but I'm open to MONOGAMOUS premarital sex. :) I am actively looking for a real relationship, but don't have the highest expectations in this site. Please say hi! (I prefer a little more than hi) But I'm kinda picky, so sorry if I don't reply.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Maybe fly to New York in my private jet for a romantic dinner in central park, or go elope in Vegas.