So I've been clean and sober for two & a half weeks (sweet!), after two more classes I will graduate from my anger management classes (yes!) My mom just kicked me out : ( but my grandma said I could crash on her couch for a few weeks, I just found this kick-ass mountain bike in front of Safeway and besides my warrants things are really looking up for me : )
.....UPDATE...turns out that kick ass mountain bike was stolen. Smh. Who would of thought?
Let me describe the perfect date: I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her... now he wants to fight- so I grab him- I throw him into the jukebox! Then the other ninja's got a knife, he comes at me, we grapple, I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor. She's scared now. I take her home. I'm holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss... I hear something in the leaves, I flip her around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time... but I knew. - Dwight Schrute The Office lol