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| About | Occasional smoker with Athletic body type | City | del city Oklahoma | ||
| Details | 43 year old Man, 6' 1" (185cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Native American Aquarius with Black hair | ||
| Intent | keyboardkat is actively seeking a relationship | Education | High School | ||
| Personality | Profession | awesomeness coordinator |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long term | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | I do not drink | Do you want children? | Prefer not to say | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Do you have a car? | Yes | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 10 years |
About Me
All I want is someone normal.
No extra eyes or appendages.
Its too hard to shop for six fingered gloves.
Is that to much to ask?
I'm smart,rich and funny.And I like you.
No,not you.... yeah you.
Also selfless and of bronze skin.
Just like Jesus.
Except I will come back ....and I'm realz yo!
Love kids and dogs.
As an aside,don't post pictures of your hot friends.
Just makes us wonder .
And don't list your ex as your bff.
While it may be true for the kids sake,it still makes us nervous.
And answer your emails,I would appreciate a "f off loser" to no reply at all.
Be funny and smart,be an ou fan,don't want you too smart..lol.
And way too many of you women take this way too serious.
Its not life and death.
Its trying to find a date.
Doesn't have to be perfect every time.
Sometimes meeting people is interesting even if there is no spark.
But too many get butthurt(and not the good kind)over anything not perfect about the guy,yet fail to see their own imperfections.
Now,see ..did you get mad?
Love the brown ladies...casinhoez are the koolest.
Yes let's stick it in a machine and let it ride...
Let's blow that Cobell monies!
Indian joke aaaaayyyy....
Fonzie joke....:)
Lighten up,take a chance, don't be so serious and demanding,youre too pretty to be frowning.
No extra eyes or appendages.
Its too hard to shop for six fingered gloves.
Is that to much to ask?
I'm smart,rich and funny.And I like you.
No,not you.... yeah you.
Also selfless and of bronze skin.
Just like Jesus.
Except I will come back ....and I'm realz yo!
Love kids and dogs.
As an aside,don't post pictures of your hot friends.
Just makes us wonder .
And don't list your ex as your bff.
While it may be true for the kids sake,it still makes us nervous.
And answer your emails,I would appreciate a "f off loser" to no reply at all.
Be funny and smart,be an ou fan,don't want you too smart..lol.
And way too many of you women take this way too serious.
Its not life and death.
Its trying to find a date.
Doesn't have to be perfect every time.
Sometimes meeting people is interesting even if there is no spark.
But too many get butthurt(and not the good kind)over anything not perfect about the guy,yet fail to see their own imperfections.
Now,see ..did you get mad?
Love the brown ladies...casinhoez are the koolest.
Yes let's stick it in a machine and let it ride...
Let's blow that Cobell monies!
Indian joke aaaaayyyy....
Fonzie joke....:)
Lighten up,take a chance, don't be so serious and demanding,youre too pretty to be frowning.
First Date
Strip club! Let's make it rain...or at least drizzle.
Oooh,that sounded wrong on so many levels..
:)
Oooh,that sounded wrong on so many levels..
:)
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