All I want is someone normal.
No extra eyes or appendages.
Its too hard to shop for six fingered gloves.
Is that to much to ask?
I'm smart,rich and funny.And I like you.
No,not you.... yeah you.
Also selfless and of bronze skin.
Just like Jesus.
Except I will come back ....and I'm realz yo!
Love kids and dogs.
As an aside,don't post pictures of your hot friends.
Just makes us wonder .
And don't list your ex as your bff.
While it may be true for the kids sake,it still makes us nervous.
And answer your emails,I would appreciate a "f off loser" to no reply at all.
Be funny and smart,be an ou fan,don't want you too smart..lol.
And way too many of you women take this way too serious.
Its not life and death.
Its trying to find a date.
Doesn't have to be perfect every time.
Sometimes meeting people is interesting even if there is no spark.
But too many get butthurt(and not the good kind)over anything not perfect about the guy,yet fail to see their own imperfections.
Now,see ..did you get mad?
Love the brown ladies...casinhoez are the koolest.
Yes let's stick it in a machine and let it ride...
Let's blow that Cobell monies!
Indian joke aaaaayyyy....
Lighten up,take a chance, don't be so serious and demanding,youre too pretty to be frowning.