I won’t have sex with you on a first date, but I might kiss you. Ok, now that I’ve got that out of the way…
I appreciate spell check, punctuation and those that can spell you instead of u, be instead of b and you’re instead of ur. I am not a fan of one word introductions like Hi, but I do sincerely appreciate a sense of humor and slight sarcasm. I like penis,****or whatever you call yours, but you all have one, and I am not anxious to meet yours unless there’s mutual interest- after all, I have toys for “that”.
I like to kiss and I love the smell of a man’s skin. I like a man who knows himself. I like someone who is not afraid to show himself.
I work really hard for the amazing life I live and have discovered over the past year of dating that I am not out to support someone, take advantage of someone or be someone’s dirty little secret. I want a relationship. A best friend. A person to crawl into bed with at night and wake up next to in the morning. I want someone who can tell it like it is, stand their ground and make me laugh. Really, really laugh. I want to enjoy every single inch of you as often as possible- your unlimited boundaries are welcome.
My experience reminds me that I am not perfect, but very giving. I am not mean, but honest. I am not lazy, but driven. I am motivated by the thought of more, but not willing to sacrifice who I am for anyone. I think Men who are Dads are incredibly sexy and a car seat in your ride is an awesome reality.
I am in love with life. I love to get dirty, travel, shoot, camp and I adore things that go zoooooom! I enjoy nascar, sports and mud puddles. I am addicted to chapstick and adrenalin filled activities. I like to get my girlie, girl on and enjoy cooking, gardening and snuggling. I enjoy local beers, downtown and dive bars. I can rock the hooker heels and rain boots all in the same day (and look great in both).
Finally, let’s just clarify a few matters:
When I ask if you have a car- It should be drivable.
When I ask if you have your own place- I mean do you have a place that is more than a rented room with a curfew.
When I ask if you have a job- that means a current job that you get a paycheck for.
When I ask how old you are- I mean just that. No need to lie. Age is just a number- I am not looking at your age when I show interest.
I like to travel- please be able to get a passport and not be afraid to fly or road trip it.
I am a curvy girl, who is not afraid of my body or who I am- if my curves do not turn you on then no need to play the game. I have lost a lot of weight over the past year and this part of my life is very much a work in progress for me. If you don’t like me for my body, intelligence and humor that you see today, then it doesn’t matter how much weight I continue to lose- because my personality will never lesson.
Too honest? I hope not. =)
Strip club, lap dance and dollar bills? Or a beer over good conversation and a perhaps delicious kiss.. =)
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