I am guy... I like boobs I can't say I'll never ask you to send me a pic of them. I am lost, in that place they call bottom feeling like the mistakes I've made along the way are here to collect. And they smashed my bong, ***holes.. I have pushed every girl I have had any real feelings for away from me, and I don't know why.. I am sick of it, being single sucks, I am finally in a place where having something real and meaningful doesn't illicit some primal flight reaction. I am loyal, faithful and honest... I will not cheat, I will not lie... I may stop talking to you for a few days, I will say I'm not ignoring you, which is true, I'm ignoring everyone. I am an introvert and honestly enjoy the concept of solitude. I was always a really outgoing person, popular in school, played sports, got it trouble basic normal stuff but in the last few years I have found my urge to be social has died... So just like every female I have truly cared about, I have pushed all my friends away just the same. I have a deficit in the ****s to give department. I honestly don't know why I even have one of these. Most of the females on here are, too far away, too judgmental, too uptight and stuck up and too full of shit, and this whole thing is just awkward. It takes an hour to have a conversation we could have pumped out in 10 minutes face to face, its always the same sh*twith every ****ing girl, conversations get to a certain point and then they stall out like a shitty airplane. It must be me or something, I dunno.. I figured I would change this up and just be brutally honest, I'm sick of the bologna I don't care if its Oscar Meyer.
I like Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Falling Skies, Hannibal, Under the dome, Dexter, stuff like that. As far as movies there is just too much to list as far as favorites. Goodfellas, Casino, Falling down, Pulp Fiction, Forrest Gump, Fight club, Short Circuit 2, Shawshank, Step brothers, I love you man I could go on for awhile haha.. I also watch boring science and space docs, listen to guys like Neil Degrass Tyson, Carl Sagan, Richard Feynman, Lawrence Krauss, Graham Hancock, Terrance Mckenna, Bill Hicks, George Carlin...
I know this is a dating site, but I feel being straightforward is essential. I love sex and am a borderline nympho, I am NOT man-whore or One Night stander, and thats not all I am looking for, but if your sex drive isn't as high as mine or close to it, we may have a rough go of it. I like to be affectionate in general, PDA's, holding hands, kissing, love making out and just showing my girl I care for her in general.
You should message me if your interested in getting to know more, I don't bite, hard. Oh and I'm not some creeper who will message you a thousand times after you send me 1 or profess my undying love for you after a few e mails. If we chat and don't click, thats fine, if its me who is not interested I will most likely send you a message saying so. Please do the same with me, its hard to tell if a girl is interested or not through e-mails (although short 1 or 2 word replies is usually a give away) I am a big boy and it takes a lot to hurt my feelings. Saying you're not interested will far from ruin my day. Or you can just totally not message me, that works just fine
You play with your phone most of dinner while I ask random questions and get 1 and 2 word replies, get shitfaced drunk by 9 pm and need to be carried from the restaurant. Then wonder why I'm not interested.
You talk through most of dinner, can't seem to shut up about yourself, the type that can't ever let anyone get a word in edge wise. A serial interrupter. Always directing the conversation back towards yourself. You are rude to the waitstaff... I will go to the bathroom and never come back
I sit eating while you talk about how much of an ***hole your ex was, tell stories endlessly like I actually give a sh*tand not just trying to feel out whether or not I want to stick my penasia in your va jay jay.
We go to the movies and sit for 2 and a half hours awkwardly next to each other, then make out in the parking lot and never speak again.
All examples of date I've actually had.... I prefer.... Laid back, no pressure, we talk and have a normal conversation, see if we can tolerate each others presence, then see what happens.
Since I will be brand new to the area, looking for a cool female to hang out and show me around!!