I'm a workaholic. I draw. I love anime and all things japanese. I like going on adventures, indoor or outdoor. I also like pretending I'm a sloth. It'm silly, bubbly, sarcastic and my humor can be a little......unique. Music is my window to other worlds.
I'm a girl, and worse I've been out of the game a few millennial so I don't actually know what I want. You have been forewarned haha.
If your profile photo is grainy, too close to your face, awkwardly angled and generally creepy I'm not going to answer you.
I'm a super nice person and I love word play but I find sexting redundant.
Sometimes I unintentionally flaunt the breadth if my vocabulary. Please don't ask me to dumb it down, go get a dictionary.
My booty don't do calls, no matter how much you praise it.
I'm probably the dorkiest person you'll ever not regret meeting. Maybe. Well I'm dorky anyway.
I go head to head with 1200+ pound animals daily, and almost always win. This doesn't mean you can't hurt me.
FUpenquin.com makes me laugh, it will make you laugh too trust me. You'll thank me later haha.