I hope you have your socks on, because I don’t want to catch a case for blowing your feet off with what you are about to read! You sitting down? You betta be!
I am a young, successful cutie pie that is on her “A” game. I am easy on the eyes and pretty easy to please, too. I like doing “guy things” like tailgating, working out, watching college sports (football and basketball are my favorites), and catching a movie every now and then. Sometimes you can catch me at a bar sipping on a glass of crown and cranberry on the rocks, or a glass of wine instead on my “pretty girl” days. I’m the best of both worlds – I can wear the hell out of a black dress, and I know how to rock jeans and Tims too. I know you know how to wear a suit so well that YOU can make the SUIT look good, but you also know how to roll with sweat pants and Air Maxs. I’m as versatile as you!
I enjoy working out – I make sure I get it in at least three times a week. How can I keep all this tight if I don’t?
I am looking for a guy who can make me laugh – who knows how to be silly and joke around. But I also need my joker to be a stand up kind of guy. If we are at the movies, don’t let the fools behind us talk through the whole movie before you say something. And can you open a door for a sista, or show me something new to life? I like those kinds of things!
I want to try all kinds of new thing that you might like. Do you like working on cars? Take me to a car show with you. You like going to rodeos? I guess you can show me how to hog tie you or something! You like shooting? Take me to the range or a gun show with you! I’m open to a lot of things if you are open too.
How about we go to karaoke night? You don’t have to sing – let’s make fun of everyone else that does! Or let’s go try some sushi, or go out to your favorite spot that serves Chili and Donuts! Or when we are ready to really spend some money, let’s go catch a concert and IHOP afterward.I’m not like these other chicks looking for a husband right now; I just want a friend. But If something develops from our friendship, I’m cool with that if you are. But let’s take it slow - I don’t want any more pressure than you do. Dating is like wine tasting. You gotta try each flavor to see which one before you know which bottle to take home.
So are you a cabernet or a merlot? I don’t know yet, but I want to find out! I’m ready if you are – message me so we can get started to know each other!
How about we just go to a restaurant with a patio, have a beer and some wings, and get to know each other better? Maybe we can find a place with a pool table and shoot a few rounds over a couple hours. I want to know what makes you, YOU. We don’t have to spend a bunch of money to make that happen. Does that sound fair? Message me if it does! …I don’t bite… at first… ;)