Things about me:
My one year old daughter is my whole world
I don't date guys younger than me
I intend on lying about where we met
I'm a sucker for beards
I don't eat or drink blue things
I've done this before. Didn't work out
I love movies at home, hate movies in the theater.
Tattoos are pretty neat
I hate driving
Han Solo is my dream man
If you don't like dogs, we won't work
I tend to attract stage 5 clingers
If you're profile pic is of you with your shirt off or wearing sunglasses in your bathroom, don't bother. Not into d-bags.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I hate first dates. So awkward.