CAPTAIN'S LOG : I party like its 1999. i never perspire. my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. i am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows.i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven . . im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. i consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. i shower daily. moms love me and children wanna be me. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees, basically......I Rock!!!
If you read it this far...you're probably smiling by now;-)
Sorry.......no BBW women.
O yea.....I forgot to mention..I got outstanding credit, I own my house, I have a career, no kids, never been married and drama free....wheew!....that's a lot to take in ...right?