CAPTAIN'S LOG : I party like its 1999. i never perspire. my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. i am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows.i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven . . im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. i consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. i shower daily. moms love me and children wanna be me. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees, basically......I Rock!!!