I don't like talking about me, so this section will be lacking. One on one conversations will not be, as I'm opinionated, challenging, smart and funny.
I can be abrasive, it's part of my charm. I've found people either love me or dislike me, there's no grey area.
I'm inconsistent, unpredictable, I'm best to text in the afternoon with a "wanna go do x right now/tonight?" If I'm in the mood, let's roll.
I prefer short notice, rare steak, dark chocolate and iced coffee.
I do not want a relationship. I don't reply to "hello" "how are you" "what's up". I can just tell it's already a dead conversation. I care about spelling and grammar. You don't need to be an English major, just know the basics.
I don't like quiet places to chat. There needs to be something happening to fuel a conversation. I like food, drinks, dessert, music and dancing, commotion.
If low key is more your style, maybe we can take your dog for a walk, play a board game at a coffee shop or browse pawn shops making up stories about who gave that up and why (fyi it's not always for crack)