My computer love: You know I've been searching for someone, who can share that special love with me. Your eyes have that glow, could it be your face I seen on my computer screen? :)
Looking for someone like me : feminist (you might have to look that word up) vegetarian hippie meditating, spirituality, vegenaise, garden growing DIY equality permaculture old lady bike love straight up gangster mason jar Friday, my friends, my family, books...on tape, bling flowers dancing .Tetris kale laughing family This American Life water sweetheart pinup educated homestead classy vita-mix compost country kickball people loving. confidence, chile, tinctures, I think bike mechanics and arborists are especially rad. I like funny things cute things. wimp.com, I plan on buying a house here in the next year and making it into a the coolest, coziest, dopest, eco homestead. guys that smile.
DISLIKE: c0ckyness cops liars Monsanto waste cruelty ignorance rudeness bad hygiene white chocolate BS too much muscle or fat, racism, perfumes or cologne, smoking drugs lawns violence oppression, bad breath, excessive cussing
Also, I should probably let you know my feelings on pets. I like the way Tina Fey put it "I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them. When a coworker shows me cute pictures of her dog, I struggle to respond correctly, like an autistic person who has been taught to recognize human emotions from flash cards. In short, I am the worst.” I respect them enough to not kill and eat them but I don't feel the need to parent one. I really don't want one in my house....that said I love horses, goats and maybe, maaayybe would want a pig...those animals are awesome and they actually do stuff. Monkeys are pretty rad too. I don't think I could ever date someone who eats dead animals so that's a deal breaker. If you chew on carcasses I couldn't make out with you cuz that's just nasty...kissing is already kinda gross, if you think about it
Oh, and if I message you and you don't respond I will assume that you either don't think I am attractive or compatible, that's fine! If I don't respond to you it's for the same reasons. I'm sure you are great, I just don't think we would be a great match. Much love!
what do we have in common? I figure you can get a sense of who I am so I don't waste your time... PLEASE return the favor.
And guys PLEASE at least TRY and make yourself sound interesting. Come on people! Oh and I don't want to see you holding a dead fish. why is everyone holding a dead fish? I think killing animals is pretty F'd and I am not interested in people who enjoy doing it. also, for anyone who cares I usually am not attracted to guys that have a name brand on their hat or shirt. It seems to indicate something about their character,
.. amor y paz!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
pick me up in your hot air balloon and take me and my family to an all expenses paid trip to Mt. Crumpet and then to Hawaii (I have never been to either place). I don't want to have any more babies of my own but I love kids and wouldn't mind if you have kids. Marriage ...I kinda like the idea...I. never did but now I think commitment is cool. We probably should not get married on the first date but if you know what song I quote I might be persuaded.
I would like to offer my consulting services to you dudes with undesirable profiles I have reasonable rates.