PLEASE READ MY ENTIRE PROFILE BEFORE SENDING ME A MESSAGE...and if you do send me a message, at least spit some game. "Hi", "Hey", or simply "Wanna ****?" won't get you anywhere except maybe blocked. Let me know what makes you special and what made you take the time to message me.
I'm a BBW. For those of you that don't know, that's a BIG, BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. If you are looking for a petite bikini model, look elsewhere. Been there, done that. Now I have curves...lots of them. Not that I'm not still trying to lose the baby weight but if you can't appreciate my body the way it is today, we are not a match. But good luck out there anyway!
Please be prepared to share RECENT photos of you. We all have pictures of ourselves when we were young and hot so unless you have a time machine so I can go back and hang out with the 19 year old you, don't post the pic from when you were 19! But if you do have a time machine, hit me up...I think mad scientists are hot!
Here are the deal breakers for me. If you have a cat or live with a cat, we are probably not going to work. Deathly allergic.. If you got this far, you might just be attentive enough for me. Read more to see if you are what I am looking for...
Physically, my ideal man would be a BIG strong Viking. No, seriously, that's what I'm looking for! A BIG guy. I'm looking for a guy that is bigger than I am so if you are under 5'10", good luck out there. Bonus points for nice tats. If you are especially proud of your upper body (arms, chest, pecs & shoulders), I am pretty much putty in your hands. And if you happen to be of above average intelligence, you are my dream come true.
Still here? It's looking promising. Some adjectives that describe the type of guy I am looking for: Compassionate, Gracious, Unconventional, Progressive, Egalitarian. If you message me, use "sumo wrestler" in a sentence for huge bonus points for actually reading my profile. No unsolicited****pics. Seriously not cool.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Meet n greet anywhere we can get to know each other so we can gauge if there is any chemistry. I'm not really into the club scene. Coffee, dog park (so my lil RockStar can come with), museum, just chillin' at your pad playing PS/Wii/Xbox (really, not kidding).