I am not gettng anywhere here so I will try to be brutally honesty about myself:
I DO NOT photograph well. Most of the time I look like a mean version of Matt Damon, but instead of a fore head I have a "five head"
My hair line is not in a state of retreat but rather its just baby hair I have never lost.
My friends would decribe me as very funny. Not the kind of "life of the party...who needs to be the center of the attention" but rather the one at a small booth at the back of the pub who could make his friends blow snot bubbles and spit out their drinks with a sarcastic one liner.
After years of mac and cheese and frozen pizza my body has finally rejected these items and I have spread my wings nicely and I am a very good cook.
My best dish is bbq roast served with a topping of goat cheese, fried potatoe wedges and grilled asparagus and maybe home made bread to start with a side caeser. (All of which would be served as the rain /snow was coming down outside with a hot fire burning and couch full of blankets)
I am quite athletic but my window to make the Man U squad is quickly diminishing. Most of my activities are for fun now and just to stay "un fatish"
You should be:
Some additions I have thought of...
I am not looking for a quick shag or a one night stand....if you are...you need to go to a lower age bracket
It would help if i was needed...it helps if you need pictures hung, faucets repaired or jars open...trust me go with it...
Be aware that tickle and pillow fights break out all the time...with no warning...and no mercy
focused in your life