Some of the things you read in people's profiles are HILARIOUS!!! One woman's LIST of things she wants in a man:
"The one guy that will make my heart skip a beat. Smart, witty, funny and handsome. Along with honest, outgoing, goal oriented, hard working achiever, that only needs to depend on me to be his soul mate that will kiss me like it's our last everytime and can be a family man!"
That man IS out there SOMEWHERE, but he is looking for:
"EXTREMELY hot Victoria's Secret model, 21 - 24.999999999 years old (25 would be over the hill for this guy), highly intelligent, chef, with naturally large boobs that lactate beer, the flexibility of a gymnast, and the sex drive of a porn star.
Good luck to that woman in her search for the perfect man.
I am a single father of two beautiful daughters, 11 and 2. My little one was born on Valentine's Day! I work on Grand Island as an Electronics Technician, and also have a side business. I enjoy watching and playing sports, especially football. I also enjoy shooting pool, working out, bike riding, movies, and playing cards. My musical taste varies widely. I love 80's music! We had some of the best music/artists ever! I also enjoy getting my butt kicked by my 11 year old daughter in chess, although I think she enjoys it more than I do!
I keep myself in good shape, and I'm looking for a woman who does the same. Affection is very important to me in a relationship. I am not a liar or a cheater and expect the same in my partner. Intelligence is important. Any woman I date should know the correct usage of "to, too, and two, and there, their, and they're". Also, please be no more than two years older than me. If you fit that description, I'd love to hear from you! I am looking to meet people, not just chat on this site. Last but not least, please have pictures!!!
I read in a lot of women's profiles, that they don't want to see pics of men standing in the mirror with their shirts off, showing their six packs. Well, we don't want to see you pulling your shirt up, showing us your tattoos, either. Really, that's not sexy and no one cares what you have a tattoo of!!!