If you don't like Games of Thrones, chances are I will not like you.
-I'm usually attracted to older women. Maturity, intelligence and experience is what I look for.
-Express- the best store ever (no I'm not gay).
-Speak ill of Frozen, and you earn my enmity
-After holding my 2 month old nephew for the first time last week, I decided I want 5 kids. Be prepared...
-I like wine (again I'm not gay)
-exercise is great, but eating is way better
-I dance like a blue whale on his fins (be jealous)
-drugs are for the weak. Beer me!
-I'm a domesticated chalupa; I cook, clean, and shop for bargain prices.
-should there ever be a shoot out, I'll be the first to use you as a human shield.