I HATE SWAG. IM NOT SWAG, AND I REFUSE TO ASSOCIATE MYSELF WITH THOSE FOOLS. ITS CALLED CLASS, WHICH IS A GENTLEMANS STYLE THAN SWAG (for kids)
You seriously need a sense of humor in this day and age. When you have people walking into walmart with shorts so short i can see your cheeks…and this girl is like 12, you have to laugh at how pathetic our society has become.
WARNING: Should there ever be a shootout where we are, I will without hesitation use you as a human shield. Im kinda a big deal to my mom.
I do love looking at people's selfies with their humongous phones that are bigger than their faces.
I also enjoy y'all who don't want us to message "hey", but ALWAYS do so to others. I chuckle to this.
I'm very hygenic. I shower and brush my teeth atleast twice a day. If cleanliness is an issue for you, don't bother messaging me dirty bird.
Im traditional: I bring flowers, chocolates, take you to a nice restaurant, pay the bill, and then kidnap you and eat your face.