*** Note: If you're bigger than me (size wise), we won't be a match. Sorry. ***
*** If you have LESS energy than me, ditto ***
*** If you're from NEW YORK, mega ditto ***
Questions for the inquisitive mind:
1: What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
2): Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?
3: What’s at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
4: What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
5: What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?
6: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is really short. Mickey Mouse’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?
A last name
7: If you put three fingers into these holes, it’s gonna be a shocker. What am I talking about?
A POWER OUTLET
8: Every man has one, some are big, some are small. Blowing them feels great, but they drip if you aren’t careful. What are they?
9: What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?
10: What’s white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
11) Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed.
*** Analytical, curious, I like to figure things out ***
*** Competitive...but not ruthless ***
*** Sometimes a wise-ass...but never hurtful or mean ***
*** Active ***
*** Friendly, I like to talk to people ***
*** Adventurous, I like to travel, been out of the country 3x ***
*** Touchy-feely, I like an embrace and hug ***
*** A good kisser (---; ***
*** Smart but in a non showoff way ***
*** Articulate......no 'dis', 'dem' and 'doses'! But I wasn't born with a silver spoon in mouth ***
*** A newbie cook.....I like making food for the neighbors. Its altruistic, feels good. ***
*** Very good bowler ***
*** I love playing racquetball,,,cept when I get hit in the 'jewels' ***
*** Like walking on the boardwalk......but not alone ***
*** Like playing blackjack...where I can use (hopefully) some smarts to have fun (and win!) ***
*** High Heels/Shoes (Women in them)
*** High Self-esteem
*** I love music, and play the drums
*** Reading...usually go through 3-6 books a month.
I am looking for a LTR, with a FEMALE who is:
white, NON SMOKER, and open-minded,
fun and happy personality.
My goals are to make my business a better success, get into a music band (I play the drums) and find someone who enjoys
exploring the state, going to flea markets, concerts, etc.
Personality wise, I am outgoing, fun, the 'jokester' at times, bringing laughter.
Analytical, I love to read, and a big fan of Jeopardy! (the game show, NOT the dating scene! lol)
I am a 'take-charge' person, not overbearing but confident in ability and common sense skills.