Age: 54
Age: 49
Long Term
JimNSjersey: Dense (sometimes), but not Bumfuzzled!
Non-Smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
Toms river (dry land), New Jersey
53 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Catholic
Caucasian Libra with Black
JimNSjersey wants to date but nothing serious.
Bachelors degree
Starving Artist

May 2015

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious

About Me

*** Note: If you're bigger than me (size wise), we won't be a match. Sorry. ***

*** If you have LESS energy than me, ditto ***

*** If you're from NEW YORK, mega ditto ***

Questions for the inquisitive mind:

1: What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?

see below

chewing gum

2): Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?

A ring!

3: What’s at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

A toothbrush.

4: What’s long and hard and has cum in it?

A cucumber

5: What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?

An elevator

6: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is really short. Mickey Mouse’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?

A last name

7: If you put three fingers into these holes, it’s gonna be a shocker. What am I talking about?


8: Every man has one, some are big, some are small. Blowing them feels great, but they drip if you aren’t careful. What are they?


9: What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?


10: What’s white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?


11) Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed.

A bunkbed

*** Analytical, curious, I like to figure things out ***

*** Competitive...but not ruthless ***

*** Sometimes a wise-ass...but never hurtful or mean ***

*** Active ***

*** Friendly, I like to talk to people ***

*** Adventurous, I like to travel, been out of the country 3x ***

*** Touchy-feely, I like an embrace and hug ***

*** A good kisser (---; ***

*** Smart but in a non showoff way ***

*** Articulate......no 'dis', 'dem' and 'doses'! But I wasn't born with a silver spoon in mouth ***

*** A newbie cook.....I like making food for the neighbors. Its altruistic, feels good. ***

*** Very good bowler ***

*** I love playing racquetball,,,cept when I get hit in the 'jewels' ***

*** Like walking on the boardwalk......but not alone ***

*** Like playing blackjack...where I can use (hopefully) some smarts to have fun (and win!) ***

*** High Heels/Shoes (Women in them)

*** Teachers

*** High Self-esteem

*** I love music, and play the drums

*** Reading...usually go through 3-6 books a month.

I am looking for a LTR, with a FEMALE who is:

white, NON SMOKER, and open-minded,

fun and happy personality.

My goals are to make my business a better success, get into a music band (I play the drums) and find someone who enjoys

exploring the state, going to flea markets, concerts, etc.

Personality wise, I am outgoing, fun, the 'jokester' at times, bringing laughter.

Analytical, I love to read, and a big fan of Jeopardy! (the game show, NOT the dating scene! lol)

I am a 'take-charge' person, not overbearing but confident in ability and common sense skills.

First Date
Something casual...and public. Have a coffee/tea (and hopefully ME)! See where it goes from there.

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