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Limited lifetime warranty. Excludes normal wear and tear.
Some assembly required. Restrictions may apply. See terms and conditions for details
Where to start Im Douglas Im 36 I was on here a few times. But got tired of getting hit on by married women and drugies. So to start with if your married, like to party 24-7 use drugs, are looking for just a sex partner im not the one for you. Also im not all ripped abs and skinny male model type im a big guy if your not into big guys please hit the back button and go look for someone else. Now i am a outgoing person i do love to go out and dance and go play pool. I dont drink or smoke but just cause i dont do that doesnt mean i dont want to be around it i dont mind it at all. just my personnel choice in life. I have a six yr old son he doesnt live with me but he is my life and is and will always be my number one in life cant stand that then move on. I love the outdoors i love camping and fishing as often as i can. Im really big into going to concerts,football games and car races. i love going out to the movies and bowling. I love hanging out with my friends and family.