HI,i'm old,fat,ugly stupid,honest,generous,faithful,spontaneous,friendly,romantic,loving,funny,shy,don't give a damn about football unless i'm playing,artistic,sensitive,alone,lonely,self indulgent,selfless,a self employed imaginateer, i design +build wood furniture,home decore, arts +crafts. been told im a damn good cook,good kisser,and lousy dancer. I like carnivals, cuddling,and snuggling (there is a difference),fishing,and catching, Mixed Wrestling, Surf*N*Turf, camping, sunsets, starry nights, rainy nights, intimacy, and rainy days, sunrises, sunsets, foreplay, afterplay,(there is no difference)Flowers, Babies Laughter,puppy dog kisses,old soldiers stories,variety in life,old blues,blue grass(dillards mostly),old school cassic rock(hippy tunes),all rappers need to be gathered up and put on Bikini Island for another nuclear test !,ELVIS gives me the squirts,420,69,"2112,catch 22",20Gauge,"12 o'clock high"1 for the money,2 for the show,Ernie and rubber duckie, but not Bert,and walks in the park. because im romantic, not too cheap to take some one out ! ! ! friends are good but, I'm hoping, and anxious for a total relationship,.i need some one to watch my back as well as wash it.a queen to my castle,sauce to my pasta,marshmallow to my rice crispy treats,milk of my magnesia ? I don't like liars,cheats,thieves,crack whores,gold diggers,people that are so undeserving but believe they have the right to be picky, people that say "my bad"or"issues""OMG""LOL"all day long,watching sports on T.V., AND wasting time with this computer crapp ! ! ! ! people who only want to text,and email forever,and call that a "relationship" "E-TEASES" If you have no intentions of sitting in the same room and talking with me like some one that hasnt missed their medication, within a couple of weeks after first contact TEXT ON BY ! ! ! please dont be bothered by the distance between us, I was traveling when I got here. have love will travel ! if you want to talk for real my cell number is - Two,Seven,O-Seven,Seven,Six-Two,Three,Nine,Eight. UNBLOCKED numbers. voicemail. I'll jump back ASAP? I have no ties to any place unfortunately, YET. I've been traveling a lot in search of my XANADU. are you here ? hoping to find it soon and settle down. if only i had a companion for a "trip around the world". "join me if you will on a journey through both time, and space to a place known only as....."