maynardjk: Joey doesn't share food!
About
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
City
Sudbury, Ontario
Details
36 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Pisces with Brown
Intent
maynardjk is looking for a relationship.
Education
Graduate Degree
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
IT


dating
at camp & about to go tubing






I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Second Language Italian  



About Me
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..."You hungry? You like crepes? I got a new pan I wanna try out. That's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna make us some crepes"

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"you are entirely too gay"
"no I'm not! ...are you kidding?"
"oh my God! you like...sneeze glitter!"

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Homer: Oh. And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?

Marge: That's because you were drunk!

Homer: And how.

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Doctor: Mr. Griffin I'm saying you're fine.
Peter Griffin: Now what? Are you coming on to me?
Lois Griffin: Peter, he's not coming on to you. He's trying to tell you you're healthy.
Doctor: ...Can't it be both?

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Jim Halpert: Does that include 'that's what she said'?
Michael Scott: Mmhh, yes.
Jim Halpert: Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael Scott: Mmmm... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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Brian Fantana: I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens door to reveal different types of colognes]
Ron Burgandy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne are you gonna go with? London gentleman or... wait... No. No. No. Hold on... Blackbeard's Delight?
Brian Fantana: No. She gets a special cologne. It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. [cringes] It's a formidable scent; it stings the nostrils in a good way.
Brian Fantana: [daubing the cologne on his neck] Yup.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make any sense.
Brian Fantana: Well, let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.

First Date
Ron Burgundy:

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.


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