Ok first here are some POF peeves I have
1) girls with pics shooting guns and getting muddy on ATV's? I'm looking for a lady, not Granny Clampett
2) girls who complain about guys shirtless pics and then show off their cleavage in every one of their own pics
3) girls who say "if you only say "hello" or "what's up", I'm not responding." I call BS, you respond regardless as long as you are attracted to the guy. And if I met you in person do you really want me to give you a synopsis of the Geneva Convention Or say hello? I'll say hi first and then we can talk.
4) girls who have no profile pic, say they are hot, and then send me a pic of Jabba the Hut and then get mad when I say I'm not interested. At least I'm honest and give constructive criticism :)
5) girls who say their hobbies are drinking beer while eating wings and watching football. No...those are guys hobbies that you join in on. Which is cool but Tell me what YOU like to do. I have plenty of guy friends to do that stuff with.
And here is a little about me
....I have all my original teeth, have a job, never been to rehab, never been arrested, own a home, and shower daily. What else are you looking for, right?
I am used to dating Brazilian supermodels and am looking for a change of pace.
I play guitar. Yeah, I am pret-ty good. I won this tournament they had at my local Gamestop. The clerks said they never seen someone with that much poise while playing Guitar Hero.
And ladies, I may know a few yo-yo tricks too. I know, I know....how can one guy be so dreamy, you ask? I guess I am just blessed.
My inbox gets quite full sometimes, so if I don't answer your messages right away, be patient. It may take 2 or 3 minutes for me to answer.
Speaking of 2 to 3 minutes, I'm an animal in the sack. Never had one complaint. In fact, most girls cant even handle a second go around. They are mostly so taken by my sexual prowess, they usually don't have the courage to call me back again.
I think that is all you can handle reading about me in one sitting. So take a few minutes to collect yourself and then send me that message ;)