What's the point in writing anything about me? You will just look at my pictures, make snap decisions about me and proceed from there.
Sounds a tad bitter huh? I'm anything but...
I'm not thin, or model pretty, so that makes me unworthy of proper attention. Guys who think they are gods gift to women will assume I have a low self esteem and therefore be ready to jump into bed with them.
On the contrary, I am not an idiot. I have a mirror, and I know the way society views me. Well sorry n sh*t. I'm an awesome person. I am loyal and caring. Faithful, and will take care of those I care about as best I can.
I have a crazy sense of humor, but I am also careful around others when I don't know their sense of humor. I'm not a complete jerk unless I know you can handle a joke.
If you come at me saying all the things you think a girl likes to hear, I'm automatically on guard. I'm 31, I am in no way new to the game. I may not play it but I know all the rules.
If you can't be seen with me in public, I can't be with you in private.
No I won't Netflix and chill.
I'd really appreciate you not waste my time. If you aren't working towards a future, I'm not dealing with you.
I'm an all or nothing person. I'm super stubborn. But I'll be alone for the rest of my life if I don't conform to what society thinks? Oh well, fully prepared for that anyways...so what's your point?
I'm anti-social on a whole other level. I do things alone, or with family. Or I stay home and read.
I'm not a pessimist or optimist. I see things for what they are, a realist. If you lie to me chances are pretty high that I know it. I don't call people out on their lies because they don't try as hard when they think you believe them.
Meh writing about myself isn't going to get me any dates. If you like to laugh hit me up. Even if we just text, I'm an excellent conversationalist.
I am open to suggestions. We can go see a movie, action or chick flick, horror or super hero. Get that awkward silence out of the way. Go to dinner, get some dessert. Bowling or shoot pool. Something public so neither of us has to worry about the other being a serial killer. ;)
I'll drive myself, and pay for myself.