upditime007
Age: 33
Dating
QuietlyNow: Ubiquitous non sequitur?
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Toronto, Ontario
Details
32 year old Man, 6' 1" (185cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Scorpio with Brown hair
Intent
QuietlyNow Actively seeking a relationship
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Foodie
Profession
The Internets







I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year



About Me
Oh Hello There,

I do not play video games. We’re off to a good start already.

I don't really know how to describe myself... I'm basically symmetrical, I have hair, etc.
My friends would describe me as funny, intelligent, and creative.
Most of 'em are liars though.
Crooks too.

Here’s a list of few things I'm into. Maybe you're into them too?

1. Food

I'm fascinated by anything food-related: gourmet mushrooms, traditional international breakfasts, nacho ingredients, etc.
I spend a ridiculous amount of time thinking about pesto combinations.
I only exercise so I can eat more.
I read recipes in the bathtub. -(this happens)
I... would you go on a date with me to the No Frills?

2. Running

I rock the 70's running shorts with the slits up the sides.
Still reading?
Hopefully!

3. Music

I was going to make a list, but it would get out of control pretty quickly. Here's a short one:
Wu-Tang.

4. Information

I don't own a television and I miss watching Jeopardy.
I miss you, Alex. I miss your ego and moustache.

5. Computers

I do freelance web stuff and collaborate on projects with my business partner. This allows me to work on...

6. Comic Strips

Comic strips fill me with wonder - not to be confused with comic books. Capes and tights are not my scene.

I make two different webcomics.
They're mostly about cats, bums, depression and rapping.

I work a lot.
I'm always busy with something.

My life is totally, f*cking ridiculous, hilarious, painful, horrifying and wonderful.

So What's the Serious Deal Dude?

I'm looking for something long-term.
I would like to get to know you.
Pretty simple really!

I hope I don't come off as cold, but I have absolutely no interest in having children. I'd rather be creating, exploring, or learning new things. I realize this is jumping the gun, but I'd rather just be honest and upfront about my lack of interest in procreation. Dig? Dig.

And also: who wants to "date online"? Hint: not me! Words and pictures on a screen don't really equate to who a person actually is, so I'd rather meet and see if there's a good connection.
Meet in person? Crazy, right?

SUPER FUN UPDATE: I don't want to have kids. Please, don't message me or go on a few dates with me hoping to change my mind. If you want to have kids, that's fine. Imagine I tried to date you and convinced you not to have them? I would never do that. Please be respectful of my beliefs and I will be respectful of yours.

SUPER FUN UPDATE TWO: I'm not really interested in "dating" or making new friends. Please, don't message me if you're not looking for something a little more serious.

(I hated writing the last two paragraphs, but I'm just sorta outta gas with online dating)

So What Kind of Lady Are You Looking For?

I typically like ladies with long hair, no makeup and with some meat-on-the-bones. I’m attracted to anyone intelligent, down-to-earth and honest. If you're an artist, a writer, a scientist or you're pursuing something curious, I'm down!

Best of luck!