Oh Hello There,
I do not play video games. We’re off to a good start already.
I don't really know how to describe myself... I'm basically symmetrical, I have hair, etc.
My friends would describe me as funny, intelligent, and creative.
Most of 'em are liars though.
Here’s a list of few things I'm into. Maybe you're into them too?
I'm fascinated by anything food-related: gourmet mushrooms, traditional international breakfasts, nacho ingredients, etc.
I spend a ridiculous amount of time thinking about pesto combinations.
I only exercise so I can eat more.
I read recipes in the bathtub. -(this happens)
I... would you go on a date with me to the No Frills?
I rock the 70's running shorts with the slits up the sides.
I was going to make a list, but it would get out of control pretty quickly. Here's a short one:
I don't own a television and I miss watching Jeopardy.
I miss you, Alex. I miss your ego and moustache.
I do freelance web stuff and collaborate on projects with my business partner. This allows me to work on...
6. Comic Strips
Comic strips fill me with wonder - not to be confused with comic books. Capes and tights are not my scene.
I make two different webcomics.
They're mostly about cats, bums, depression and rapping.
I work a lot.
I'm always busy with something.
My life is totally, f*cking ridiculous, hilarious, painful, horrifying and wonderful.
So What's the Serious Deal Dude?
I'm looking for something long-term.
I would like to get to know you.
Pretty simple really!
I hope I don't come off as cold, but I have absolutely no interest in having children. I'd rather be creating, exploring, or learning new things. I realize this is jumping the gun, but I'd rather just be honest and upfront about my lack of interest in procreation. Dig? Dig.
And also: who wants to "date online"? Hint: not me! Words and pictures on a screen don't really equate to who a person actually is, so I'd rather meet and see if there's a good connection.
Meet in person? Crazy, right?
SUPER FUN UPDATE: I don't want to have kids. Please, don't message me or go on a few dates with me hoping to change my mind. If you want to have kids, that's fine. Imagine I tried to date you and convinced you not to have them? I would never do that. Please be respectful of my beliefs and I will be respectful of yours.
SUPER FUN UPDATE TWO: I'm not really interested in "dating" or making new friends. Please, don't message me if you're not looking for something a little more serious.
(I hated writing the last two paragraphs, but I'm just sorta outta gas with online dating)
So What Kind of Lady Are You Looking For?
I typically like ladies with long hair, no makeup and with some meat-on-the-bones. I’m attracted to anyone intelligent, down-to-earth and honest. If you're an artist, a writer, a scientist or you're pursuing something curious, I'm down!
Best of luck!