I do not play video games. We're off to a good start already.
I don't really know how to describe myself... I guess my friends would say I'm funny, intelligent, and creative.
Most of 'em are liars though.
After five years of web-related freelancing, I'm back to the full-time grind at a tech company downtown. It's the type of environment where you can wear your headphones all day long, Microsoft Windows is shunned and people drink beer during work hours. I can’t tell you why I decided to return to the workplace, because it’s a secret.
I went to art school and computer school. My art school classmates thought I was too scientific, my computerin' colleagues thought I was totally nuts.
Science is in my head, art is in my heart.
My artistic side comes out in comic strips (not to be confused with comic books, capes and tights are not my scene). I spend a ridiculous amount of time writing comics in coffee shops and I often work late into the night putting strips together. I post my work online and mysteriously, people actually read it.
It's so ****ing worth it.
Music is always there for me, no matter what happens.
I'm slightly obsessed with food.
I've been known to read recipes in the bathtub (nothing is sexy about this, except maybe the recipes).
I went hardcore vegan for a month last year (purely out of curiosity). Fun fact: it sucked!
Hefeweizens with banana finishes... Malbecs that tattoo your tongue... whiskey in a coffee mug... ah yes, drinkin'.
I only exercise so I can eat more.
I... would you go on a date with me to the No Frills?
So What's the Serious Deal, Dude?
I'm looking for something long-term.
I would like to get to know you.
I hope I don't come off as cold, but I have absolutely no interest in having children. I'd rather be creating, exploring, or learning new things. I realize this is jumping the gun, but I'd rather be honest and upfront about my lack of interest in procreation. Dig? Dig.
And also: who wants to "date online"? Do words and pictures on a screen honestly reflect who you really are? I'd rather meet in person and see if there's a good connection. Meet in person? That's crazy.
UPDATE: I don't want to have kids. Please don't message me or go on a few dates with me hoping to change my mind. Imagine if you wanted to have kids and I tried to date you and convince you not to have them? I would never do that. Please be respectful of my beliefs and I will be respectful of yours.
UPDATE #2: I'm not interested in casual dating or making new friends. Starting out as friends is cool, but please don't message me if you're not looking for something a little more serious.
(I hated writing the last two paragraphs, but I'm sorta outta gas with online dating).
So What Kind of Lady Are You Looking For?
I typically like ladies with long hair, no makeup and with some meat-on-the-bones. I’m attracted to anyone intelligent, down-to-earth and honest. If you're an artist, writer, engineer, musician or you're straight-up ****ing crazy, I'd be very interested in hearing from you.
Best of luck!