My hobbies does not include Calvin and Hobbes
My goals and aspirations sometimes requires me to take an aspirin
My monthly bills include automo-bills
A play on words does not involve Broadway although it is a street where you can play at if you want to get run over by a car and speaking of run this is most definitely a run on sentence
The first date aka Phoenix dactylifera is a flowering plant species in the palm family Arecaceae, cultivated for its edible sweet fruit. Although its place of origin is unknown because of long cultivation, it probably originated from lands around Iraq. - Wikipedia
If we have a date, does that imply we are eating these fruits? You humans do weird things...