There's a lot about me I can talk all day.
If you're an idiot, a douche bag or a jackass DO NOT send me a message. And YES you should know if you're one or ALL of those things.
If you do not know proper grammar - Do not inbox me.
If you have a douchebag ass name for your profile name - Do not inbox me.
If you even have a NOTION to send me a picture of your genitals - Do not inbox me. (Unless they are extremely impressive) -- That was a f$cking joke.
If you are doing any kind of drugs in any of your profile pictures (yes that includes weed for the idiots that are that high right now that just asked the question).- Do not inbox me.
If you use words like swag, yadamean, ya dig, yolo, anything else that high school kids use to communicate with each other - Do not inbox me.
If you are posing in any of your pictures and your facial expression is one to say "I smell shit." Or "Some odor in this vicinity offends me." - Do not inbox me.
If you feel the need to type or refer to me as: boo, woman, baby girl, chica, sexy, hot cakes, mami or any variations of these names or similar names. - Do not inbox me.
If you are doing any kind of sign language in your pictures with your hands. - Do not inbox me.
If you have more than 2 pictures of your pets on your profile (yes that is hell of creeper-ish).- Do not inbox me.
If you have to go look at your profile regarding any of these things, or ask yourself if any of these things apply. - Do not inbox me.
I think we see where I'm going with this, there isn't much need to continue...thank you. *bow,bow*
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Something fun. Boring people are only good at breakfast.