Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
I'm just going to point out the obvious, I take horrible pictures, but you can't hold me to it. I'm a single parent and provide for my kid and myself.
So I'm also going to point this out, should you decide to go on a date with me prepare for jeep hair and maybe even getting dirty from riding the trails. You must love the outdoors, camping, going on trail rides, and shooting guns. I'm a fun guy and would give the shirt off my back for the right person.
Speaking of the right person, where the hell is she. I'm not getting younger and you sure are taking your time finding me.
PS I might not have the best first contact, but at least tell me to go to hell