Who I am:
Hmmm, so is this where I'm supposed to sell myself to you with a collection of carefully selected letters, placed together in a meaningful way so that you'll be dazzled into clicking the email button? Good god...no pressure! Shall I start by saying what a super awesome badass I am, just like the honey badger? Don't be alarmed though, I'm definitely more attractive than the badger is. Riiiiiiiight?? ;)
Well, I'm a pretty simple girl and it doesn't take a lot to make me happy. I do love to laugh (fu(king cliche, I know!) and am one of those people who's glass is almost always more than half full. Is there really any other way to be? I have a unique sense of humor and sarcasm is my first language; followed closely by English. Sometimes I push the limits a little but I can take it as much as I dish it out; there's rarely a time that I find myself offended. Most people who know me would say that I tend to be pretty blunt (is that a good thing?), always honest, and very open. I live my life without regret because I feel that every decision and choice I've made thus far has brought me to where I am today and honestly, I'm happy with who I am and what I have.
What I’m doing with my life:
Working hard as an ICU nurse and living the fu(king dream. Trying to be as spontaneous and adventurous as possible cause for real...it's more fun that way.
The first things people usually notice about me:
Is that I'm wearing clothes. I generally don't forget to get dressed in the mornings. Then I suppose they notice that I have hair. And eyes. Lips even. I'm pretty much the whole package of put-together-ness, just sayin'.
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
If I'm becoming a cat lady.
If I'll ever become a cat lady.
If guys still dig girls with cats.
And seriously, if I never list 'casual sex' on my profile why do I still get so many gross requests from all the douche canoes out there?
On a typical Friday night I am:
Potentially contemplating why honey badger doesn't give a sh*t. More likely I'm either doing something rad with my littles or saving lives. No seriously. I save lives. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
Is that I'm not too private. Is there something you'd like to know? Ask. My life comes with a story, as does yours I'm willing to bet. We all have histories and if you're willing to listen to mine, I'm willing to listen to yours. Just as long as you can fit your story into about 2 min....I have sh*t to do. ;)
Feel free to message me if:
You made it through all these words and still think you might dig me. Oh and yes, I HAVE seen the badger video.....and yessss, it is the origin of my screen name.
* You're super awesome and doubt I will offend your delicate sensibilities
* You know how to have a sense of humor and you've picked up on my sarcasm
* You dig zombies, sugar skulls, or have legitimate love for the Seahawks, Ducks, AND Blazers
You know you're just checking out my pics to see if I look legit anyway. So get to know me, or don't. Just like the honey badger....I won't give a sh*t! ;)
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