Age: 29
Long term
Age: 30
Long term
HoneyBadgerBabe: The reboot time is impressive...trifecta.
Non-smoker with Average body type
Vancouver, Washington
33 year old Woman, 5' 6" (168cm), Christian - other
Caucasian Aquarius with Blonde hair
HoneyBadgerBabe is actively seeking a relationship
Bachelors degree
Critical Care Nurse

I am Seeking a Man For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? I do not drink Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years

About Sarah
Who I am:
Hmmm, so is this where I'm supposed to sell myself to you with a collection of carefully selected letters, placed together in a meaningful way so that you'll be dazzled into clicking the email button? Good pressure! Shall I start by saying what a super awesome badass I am, just like the honey badger? Don't be alarmed though, I'm definitely more attractive than the badger is. Riiiiiiiight?? ;)

Well, I'm a pretty simple girl and it doesn't take a lot to make me happy. I do love to laugh (fu(king cliche, I know!) and am one of those people who's glass is almost always more than half full. Is there really any other way to be? I have a unique sense of humor and sarcasm is my first language; followed closely by English. Sometimes I push the limits a little but I can take it as much as I dish it out; there's rarely a time that I find myself offended. Most people who know me would say that I tend to be pretty blunt (is that a good thing?), always honest, and very open. I live my life without regret because I feel that every decision and choice I've made thus far has brought me to where I am today and honestly, I'm happy with who I am and what I have.

What I’m doing with my life:
Working hard as an ICU nurse and living the fu(king dream. Trying to be as spontaneous and adventurous as possible cause for's more fun that way.

The first things people usually notice about me:
Is that I'm wearing clothes. I generally don't forget to get dressed in the mornings. Then I suppose they notice that I have hair. And eyes. Lips even. I'm pretty much the whole package of put-together-ness, just sayin'.

I spend a lot of time thinking about:
If I'm becoming a cat lady.
If I'll ever become a cat lady.
If guys still dig girls with cats.

And seriously, if I never list 'casual sex' on my profile why do I still get so many gross requests from all the douche canoes out there?

On a typical Friday night I am:
Potentially contemplating why honey badger doesn't give a sh*t. More likely I'm either doing something rad with my littles or saving lives. No seriously. I save lives. :)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit:
Is that I'm not too private. Is there something you'd like to know? Ask. My life comes with a story, as does yours I'm willing to bet. We all have histories and if you're willing to listen to mine, I'm willing to listen to yours. Just as long as you can fit your story into about 2 min....I have sh*t to do. ;)

Feel free to message me if:
You made it through all these words and still think you might dig me. Oh and yes, I HAVE seen the badger video.....and yessss, it is the origin of my screen name.
* You're super awesome and doubt I will offend your delicate sensibilities
* You know how to have a sense of humor and you've picked up on my sarcasm
* You dig zombies, sugar skulls, or have legitimate love for the Seahawks, Ducks, AND Blazers

You know you're just checking out my pics to see if I look legit anyway. So get to know me, or don't. Just like the honey badger....I won't give a sh*t! ;)

First Date
I love to be spontaneous and sometimes a little crazy... Surprise me with something fun and memorable that takes us off the beaten path. Use your imagination...this part up to you. :)

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Age between 28 and 38.
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