I really shouldn't even talk about this, but the fact is that I'm a secret agent. My cover is that I'm a project manager for a local construction company but I'm actually taking down a big drug cartel. Only problem is that I have a job coming up where I'm meeting the King Pin for a high stakes poker game and I need an beautiful woman on my arm to pull the part off. She can't just be a pretty face though. I need someone that can be smooth, smart and classy and keep the mob bosses distracted long enough for me to crack their computer codes and bring down the whole drug ring! Other requirements include, but are not limited too: proficiency with firearms, skills in hand-to-hand combat, superior linguists of English, Spanish and possibly Portuguese and the ability to pilot small aircraft.
The pay is pretty lousy but there are a lot of perks. Ei, private jets, jet packs, miniature submarines, etc.
If this sounds like a job for you leave a message and your credentials, urgently! Don't forget to leave you best one liner! And don't steal one from any James Bond or Arnold Schwarzenegger flicks. I'll know ;)