I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways. I try to pick up and hold a baby every day, if possible, because it nourishes me. It feeds my soul. Babies are drawn to me. And I think it's because they see me as one of them. But... cooler and with my life put together a little bit more. If a baby were President, there would be no taxes. There would be no war. There would be no... government, and... things could get terrible. And actually probably it would be a better screenplay idea then a serious suggestion.
Commondeer a pirate vessel? Drinks and Conch fritters? Find sharks teeth, commit misdemeanor criminal violations on public property? Get a matching tattoo? Adopt a pet together? Darts...jump rope competition?