Dating as an adult is like going to the dump and looking for the least broken and least disgusting thing.
Divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it's true because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce...that would be sad. If two people were married and they were really happy, and they just had a great thing and then they got divorced, that would be really sad. But that has happened zero times.
Commondeer a pirate vessel? Drinks and Conch fritters? Find sharks teeth, commit misdemeanor criminal violations on public property? Get a matching tattoo? Adopt a pet together? Darts...jump rope competition?