I love boating and fishing--anything on the water. I think I was a dolphin in a former life. I like dogs and kids and any kind of music. I like working on cars and fixing things. I like learning new things and walking in the park. I sometimes like to stay home and watch a movie I've watched 1,000 times before. I would like to meet someone casually and be friends and ,enjoy that person's company enough to share my thoughts with them.
I don't think or read on purpose unless I am at work. My favorite book is, "Oh, The Places You'll Go", by Dr. Suess.
I am not a very good cook and if you want the house clean you'll have to hire a maid or do it yourself
I like playing in the rain, going to the park, walking by the river, looking at the city lights, dancing in the yard and planting flowers.
I play softball and soccer on co-ed teams for fun...I am not a competetive person..I just like to play I don't care if we win
I don't like getting my nails done and rarely wear make up or jewelry...but I will if it's worth my while.
I won't correspond with someone who has poor grammar or can't spell unless they can counterbalance with something really cool like being an astronaut
I ride my bike sometimes. It's a BMX I've had since teen years. I can't ride a bike with gears..I fall off or the chain does
If I happen upon a trail chances are I'll follow it to see where it leads and I don't care if it takes all day.
I like leaving my phone at home and playing in the rain.
I love the way it smells in the fall, I love the leaves all around and the way it smells after the grass is cut
I hate facebook, Oprah, Dr. Phil and Jerry Springer, Desperate Housewives or any reality show with B***es
I'm looking for someone who can enjoy being alone with me and just talking over a coffee or a pool game...but I also love float trips with tons of people and baseball games.
I think I might be kind of crazy. I can't/don't watch the news because it usually makes me cry and I don't care who the president is unless you are the president...:)
I like the way Fiona opens fortune cookies in Burn Notice.
My favorite scene in a movie ever is when Angelina Jolie kicks the tampon machine off the wall in Salt...although I didn't really like that movie, I have always wanted to do that.
I like looking at the stars and learning about the planets...I love the ocean.
My goal is to leave the world a better place than I found it but I'm not a hippie. Cut down trees and kill fish..I don't care.
I will eat a steak but I won't kill a cow. If you want to shoot deer that's fine but I won't. In fact if you want to shoot guns that's fine, but I don't.
I like honesty but not idiots. For example, if you go out and trash any type of vehicle 4 wheeling whether it has an automatic transmission or not I'll listen to you. If you ate 17 cheeseburgers in one sitting I would rather not hear about your day.
I do a lot of f*cked up stuff at work and I like to talk about it.
There are two kinds of people in this world those who will fall off a roof or a ladder and land on their face to save their phone and those who will drop the phone and save their face. I don't really have an opinion about which type you are.
You only live once do what you want with your day, as long as you're happy.
If you don't like to talk about work that's cool,I probably don't want to hear about it anyway.
So, don't be offended I probably won't apologize for it. In fact I'm definitely sure I won't.
I like Diehard movies even though they are unrealistic, I don't like Steel Magnolias.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I do not want to SKYPE...yes I am aware of it..yes I know how it works..yes I know it is free...everyone has it...No skype
I do not have a glamour shot so don't ask me...no one says glamour shot anymore...not even a little bit
I do not want to have sex with you, especially if you are drunk...not even a little bit
If you know how to fix a computer and you think you are better than me, write some code to put yourself in invalid memory...I fix my own pos pc
I will not have a conversation about any hand held device: phone, laptop, computer, anything that starts with "i"
I am not going to tell you who my carrier is...who cares...your plan is better...your phone is better...you have more bars than I do...woohoo...you win
If you read this whole thing sorry you wasted your time
I am not actually sorry
If you have a picture of your torso in your profile with no shirt (even if it is not in the bathroom of a bar, even if I can see every single muscle you have)
No...I will not send you one
Yes...I will block you...no exceptions
Get a life and put on a shirt
I am not going to explain any of the above statements so don't ask me...:)
I have been on the site longer than 5 minutes...that's how long I have been on the site...now you know