On the outside I'm exactly the type your mother would love. Charismatic, outgoing, intelligent, funny. I'm the girl that smiled in your direction as we passed on the street because I saw you're having a bad day. I'll come over in the middle of the night when you're sick. I'm guaranteed to make you smile. I'm overly protective, and I will always defend the underdog. Family is always first.
I work hard and I won't accept anything less. I'm independent, wildly ambitious, full of courage and I'll never settle. I think for myself. If you think my face is pretty, you should see my heart. You'll know a real woman when you meet her and you will appreciate that.
I have a few piercings, I'm tall with curves, and I'll curse like a sailor if the mood is right. I laugh at all the wrong moments, I can't sit still, and have a painfully good memory. I hold my own, and don't think you can bull sh*t a bull sh*tter. To each their own and I will never interfere.
Please save inappropriate conversations for your pay-by-the-hour girlfriend. Hopefully your mother taught you manners, and you'll start by saying Hello.