Not the girl for you so piss off
I just moved back to FL from NYC
I love: being sarcastic, cooking, making margaritas, planning fun events, hailing cabs, reading people, relating to people going through hard times.
Most people notice how damn funny I can be, how easy I am to talk to, how much of an international perspective I have on things.
I love trashy reality shows and old reruns of Sex and the City.
Total foodie- love Thai, Indian, japanese food!
My fav things are
My precious niece. She calls me Auntie Chelle!
Chicken tikka masala
Music, (mostly hip hop and r&b)
trips back home to see my family
Somewhere where we can make fun of all the weirdos on this site. Stupid bathroom selfies, horrible butchering of the written English language, creepy old men that think they have a chance, short white guys that think the same. Dumb asses that show a profile picture of like 7 people in it and expect you to know which one they are.