SarcasticBastard: Funny, well to do man seeking lady
About   Non-smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type   City McHenry Illinois
Details   38 year old Man, 6' 1" (185cm), Non-Religious Ethnicity Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair
Intent   SarcasticBastard isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment. Education Graduate degree
Personality   Animal Lover Profession Small business Owner


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I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Married Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat & Dog Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years


About Me
Oh HERE IT GOES...

I am looking for a fun girl. I am a sucker for a pretty face. As far as body types go, I like them from Thin to BBW (BBW does not mean enormous). You must have a good personality and be fun. Also you have to have all your teeth, and practice good hygiene. Ok so we have that out of the way. I am an intellectual and I like to have in depth meaningful conversations about things, hopefully you do as well. Even more than that I like to make people laugh. I have a sarcastic sense of humor, I like to joke around.

I own my own business and I do fairly well for myself, but I am not looking to be a sugar daddy to anyone, again if that is what you are looking for... MOVE ALONG.

I have been told I am a good looking guy (even of it is from my mom it still counts! jk) but you can judge that for yourself. While I am not opposed to casual encounters, I am looking for something more steady. Someone I can call, someone I can go out with, someone who wants a real relationship.

Ok still with me? I might lose you here.. I am still married, but my wife and I have an open relationship. She knows I am on here, Hell she is on here as well. There will be NO Drama, we have been seeing other people for a couple years, but to protect our kids and to keep away nosey neighbors we only send our pictures to people we chat with first. I promise you there is no drama, I have met and gone out with her and her bf's before and she has done the same with me. Vegas anyone? :D

Wow, you are still reading huh? Great, send me a message, lets chat and see if we have a connection.

First Date
Everyone woman is different and has different interests. I don't presume to know the perfect date for every woman. What I do know is that I will absolutely treat you as a gentleman would.





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