**WARNING: BEFORE YOU READ ANY FURTHER YOU MUST KNOW THAT I'M KIND OF AWESOME**
*and to the girl with tattoos on her face, please stop messaging me :/
and on we go..
Hello, ladies, look at your computer, now back to me, now back at your computer, now back to me.
Sadly, your computer isn’t me, but if you stopped what you're doing and sent me a message, it
could be me instead. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re still reading this when you could
be with a real man. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets
to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when you
send me a message. I’m on a horse.
now im guessing I have your attention..back at me..
You’re dealing with the ultimate gentleman/bad boy. No matter what happens, at the end of the day I’ll make you smile, laugh, and wonder, “How come I’ve never met a guy like this before??!!” Details at 11.
I hate it when women are “DROP DEAD GORGEOUS” on the outside and “DROP DEAD GARBAGE” on the inside. Don't be that girl.
The most private thing I am willing to
admit: I wear a special cologne. It’s
called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal
in nine countries…and it’s made with bits
of real panther, so you know it’s good.
It works 60% of the time...Every time.
I have won numerous elementary school spelling bees, three to be exact. I have and arm attached to the right side of my body, and I was caller number 9 once and won some tickets to a concert that i never went to. I can wear a bow-tie without looking like a clown, and I can pedal up very steep inclines on a bicycle with unflagging speeds. When I get really bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if im leaving. If life were a movie, I'd be the villian-the kind of villian you would root for. I believe that if the plural of mouse is mice, then the plural of spouse should be spice. I love my mother very much, I always wear clean socks, and I do my own laundry. Let me explain what exactly im looking for in a metaphor. Being able to do a backflip demonstrates that you possess alot of the qualities I seek in a companion. They take committment and hard work to learn. Doing them on demand shows that you have a fun, adventurous personality. They also take a certain amount of coordination and atleticism. While I don't need you to be able to do backflips, nor do I expect you to..because I surely can't, I'm looking for
someone with those qualities as a friend. And you should be original rather than a "me-too" person. I just want to meet up breifly to see if there is chemistry between us. That, or potential for a friendship. I'm fine with both outcomes-or neither. But we will never know unless you send that message.
and PLEASE dont message me if you are just looking to hook up, because im not that type of guy and I wont respond. gooby pls.
stay thirsty my friends...
An ideal first date for me would be on a rocket ship to the moon while enjoying a candlelight dinner while I listen to everything you have to say, all the while playing your favorite tune on a harp made of pure gold, yes, even the strings. look up, where are we? were on a cloud, doing your favorite thing. you know..that thing that brings excitement into your life. send me a message and this could be you.
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