I am incredibly positive, witty, sarcastic, and fun, and I neither take life or anyone too seriously. Life is WAY to short not to enjoy it! I'm also an empathetic and caring person, and I only want the best for those who are around me.
I love live music, good food, and all things ISU, and have even been known to pick up a karaoke mic when the mood strikes. I enjoy bicycling when time allows, and like doing the winery thing on occasion. I hate exercise, but love any fun activity that involves it. A night in front of a fire or on a patio is great, and I also really enjoy trying new restaurants and roadtrips. I'm not so much of a home body but enjoy doing so in good company. I can cook....a little...but do better with guidance. Making something together would be fun.
I like kids. In fact, at times I still act like one.
I live on an acreage with my dog.
I own my own business and am financially secure.
I'm spontaneous, and up for most anything on a whim...except for jumping out of a perfectly good airplane. That will never happen.
I like to dance. I suck at it, but not nearly as much so as before.
I'm not photogenic...not even the least bit.
I'm looking for someone who is smart, quick witted, and with whom I can have great conversations. They're pretty one sided with the dog.
Would like to do more traveling. But flying solo isn't so much fun...
I have a lot of experience dealing with the public. You can not offend me.
I still believe in chivalry.
Practical jokes are fun.
If you're attractive, confident, and most importantly....normal, I'd love to hear from you!
Drinks or drinks and dinner. Based on the stories I've heard from others, rest assured that I won't:
1. Attempt to lick your face unless asked.
2. Invite you to my place where I set an egg timer and await for you to undress,
3. Pass out naked on my bed while you are in the bathroom.
4. Refuse to buy your meal without first securing the promise of sex.
5. Show up dressed as a clown.
Now if you're into any of this stuff and find yourself suddenly disappointed, well..remember it's only the first date. ;)